- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

i have two hands.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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