- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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