- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What is white and long? A New York winter

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

A cat playing laser tag.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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