What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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