- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Yo Momma is not fat.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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