A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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all the kids had fun

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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rocky is here again.......................

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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