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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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