Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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