- Anti Joke

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.