- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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