nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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