- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Women's rights.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Anti-jokes are funny.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Microwave

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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