- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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