What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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