- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

You having friends.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

womens rights

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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