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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

My name is Jeff

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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