- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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