- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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