Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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