- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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