- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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