- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Women's rights.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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