- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

A bar walks into a man

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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