What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A bar walks into a man

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

robin, get in the car.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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