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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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