- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What's your guys names?

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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