- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Equal rights!

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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