- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Im taking a shit right now.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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