What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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I'm Batman.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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rose are red violets should be purple

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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