- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What did the president do for the people? ...

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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