Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

a black guy hates chicken.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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a man makes a bad joke

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Do you know the muffin man? No

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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