- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haha, I get it..

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

My Butthole.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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