Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

binladin walks into the american seals

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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