bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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