- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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