Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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wenis

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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