you know whats not funny white boards.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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taking out the trash... at night

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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