- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Yo mama so fat.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

A: Do you like it B: No

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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