- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

I like school Said no one ever.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Dislike this.

whos district champs not JM

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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