What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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