- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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