A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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