- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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