What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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