- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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