Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Anthony sucks

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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