- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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