Women's rights

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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