knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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what's up? my penis.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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69

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

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