- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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