4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Once upon a time, The end.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Anti Joke

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