- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What can hitler cook well Steak

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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