- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

National security?

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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