- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

You sick fiend

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

This is a joke. Laugh!

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

I'd like to make a withdraw

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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