Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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