Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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