What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

thumb_up thumb_down +16

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

thumb_up thumb_down +16

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

i have a christmas tree.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

thumb_up thumb_down +16

hear hear

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops