Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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what has genitial warts? me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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