- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

He--Hey guys

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Chris is hairy

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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