Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Sex education in Texas.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Dumbledore dies.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Chris is hairy

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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