Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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whats 7+4? 74

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Justin

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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