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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What did the fish say after he

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

what's red and horny a red unicorn

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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