What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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