Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Skrillex.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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penis?

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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