A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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A Sloth runs...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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