Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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