Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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black people

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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