A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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