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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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