what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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