- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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