- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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