- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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