- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

A French man gets into a fight

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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